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Margins
Donovan A. Landers
Educator
E-mail: landersdon@hotmail.com
| Note: This book is a work of fiction. Names, people, places,
and events are products of the author's imagination, or they are
used fictitiously. Any resemblance to a real event, place, or person,
alive or dead, is a coincidence. |

[Note 2] |
This book, not really a novel, really
isn't not a novel. It's not really a treatise on education either, but
it's not really not a treatise. This book, the kind traditional publishing
houses rank as deformed, is the sort that ends writing careers rather
than starts them. Ends lucrative careers, that is.
Is.
Do you like the word "is"? Or would
you call it a flat tire?
The English language apparently can't get
along without is. My writing career, rich and famous that it has made
me, can't get along without Margins. I could call Margins an antinovel.
Joyce's Ulysses, Woolf's Waves, and Beckett's Molloy and Murphy:
not really novels. Ionesco's Bald Soprano: an antiplay. Matter/antimatter;
hydrogen/antihydrogen; electron/positron; proton/antiproton; neutron/antineutron.
Matter + antimatter, physicists tell us, produces energy. Trekkies tell us that
too. I could call this work an antinovel, but, really, it's part novel, part
not. I hope the part + part not unite in the reader's mind to produce thought
energy. Lots of thought energy.
At any rate, this book is the end of my career.
Prologue
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Book I
In Euclidean geometry, parallel lines do not meet at infinity,
but other geometries exist, very non-Euclidean,
in which not just parallel lines, but all lines
meet at infinity. Some people call this place of meeting
Paradise.
Chapter 1
*
"They're
safe," one aunt says,
But the
boy only watches
Them
eat those mushrooms.
*
Our class in the abandoned girl's
bathroom with a pink door had begun. A shortage of space existed district
wide. A grade-eight student who apparently had no friends whatsoever
had set the curtains in the library at Central High ablaze last year,
turning the entire wooden structure into a pile of smoky ashes. Twin-engine
planes bombed it repeatedly with orange powder, but the flames rose like
Alexander the Great. They climaxed in a refractive heat swell that people
felt for a block all around the school; then they retreated quickly into
benign bits of fire that firemen with hoses easily conquered.
The pink-doored cuboid looked better than
the room without windows in the basement of my small school. In that sub-room,
the building's main sewer pipe ran from ceiling to floor, like a crooked, rusty
pillar. I could have chosen that rectangular place for my classroom, but it looked
like a tomb.
For a time, my students and I shared the "pink" room
with three toilets, but after four requisitions to the maintenance department,
they finally disappeared. One Tuesday we were still in the "only diarrhea-proof
classroom in the district," as I sometimes told my secondary alternate students.
The next day the toilets and the pink stalls had been removed, replaced by three
plywood sewer plugs. The Grabber, as some students called the speckled fungus
that had grown and made itself at home in one of the bowls, was gone. Forensically,
the only elements that betrayed the room as a genuine classroom were the size,
the pink door and window trim, the many capped pipes that stuck out of the walls,
and the aluminum vent that joined our space with two other bathrooms on the same
floor of the building with no name. One bathroom served boys and men, the other,
girls, women, and staff
Once our red-faced, wrinkly Superintendent
of Schools told me laughingly, "At the Board Office nobody knows what to
call this old building. Myself, I call it The Barn. Ha!"
"Listen," Aldous, who occupied
one of the seven well-scratched wooden desks, said, "You can hear someone
taking a whizz."
Radomira groaned. She was a beautiful 17-year-old;
she had enormous ears that stuck through her long, brunette hair.
I was teaching seven students in my 8:30
secondary alternate class.
Aldous put down his novel, The Outsiders.
He was looking up at the vent.
"Where's Kaarlo?" I asked. I had
just noticed that while I had been marking Kaarlo's math unit one pre-test on
fractions that he must have slipped again through the pink doorway to the hallway.
A tinkling sound exited the vent.
"That's disgusting!" Radomira said.
She rolled her eyes.
Then sounded a splash.
This could have been a perfect teachable
moment to define onomatopoeia.
"I'm going to barf!" she exclaimed.
Aldous was hysterical with laughter. Except
for Radomira, who had run out of our class and was stomping down the hallway,
and for Kaarlo who I needed to locate, the other four students in their wall-facing
desks had also grown hysterical. I tried to look sober. Not that I'd been drinking.
But my face often betrays me. I could not have been a spy or a bank robber or
a career criminal; my face would have been a portrait of "arrest me, I'm
guilty." In the end, I had to release myself with a large "Ha!" followed
by a pseudo-serious, "I'll put in another requisition to get the vent covered.
Or sound proofed."
"I should write a story about this one
day," I told myself.
"Try to get back to work," I said,
rising from my pre-World War II desk to locate Radomira and Kaarlo.
I passed Arlene, the short-haired speech
therapist who shared the top floor with my, and an adult education, class. Her
eyes usually went round when she saw me or my secondary alternate students. Between
clients, she often sat outside on the steps treated with a cyanide compound that
delays rotting. I was grateful that none of my students liked to lick them. She
often ate yogurt and fruit, peaches usually. But once I or any of my students
appeared in her field of vision, she generally stopped eating, glared, and immediately
returned to her laboratory of remedies and posters of tongue and mouth positions
for various consonant, vowel, diphthong, and digraph sounds.
"Morning, Arlene," I said.
"Your students are spitting on the steps
again," she told me. "How am I supposed to sit on the steps when there
are horrible gobs everywhere?"
Sometimes Arlene reminded me of a gay Peter
Pan.
"I'll certainly address that," I
told her, heading for the outside doorway, passing the single-toilet staff'/girls'/women's
bathroom that certainly was occupied.
Outside, the autumn sting of cool northern
air and the smell of mildewy leaves greeted me as I stood on the steps, that
were not gobless, I confirmed, searching for Radomira and Kaarlo.
I heard a throaty "Blaaaaagh!" from
around the stuccoed corner of The Barn.
I discovered the source of the noise. Radomira,
doubled over, was pretending to vomit.
"When you've recovered," I said,
trying not to smirk, "get back to your Social Studies work, Radomira."
"My mother says I'm getting a sub-standard
education. Our class is in a #%&6@!!! bathroom."
"Radomira," I reminded her, "try
to remember to use a synonym. Instead of that word, use freaking, or some other
synonym."
She muttered several exclamatory statements
under her breath, but nevertheless climbed the green-treated steps to re-enter
the school.
I heard what sounded like footsteps on the
flat roof.
"Kaarlo! Is that you on the roof again?" The
sounds stopped. "Kaarlo! I told you not to walk around up there. It's dangerous!"
I hoped I'd heard the sound of a raven walking
on the roof. They often walked about up there, sounding like "aliens trying
to claw their way into our classroom," I had sometimes said to the students.
Some, except for Radomira, had laughed.
I returned to
my classroom to hear, through the vent, the staff'/girls'/women's toilet
flush and to find Aldous standing on his desk, pretending to play riffs
on an imaginary electric guitar.
"My mother knows a school board trustee," Radomira
said. "She's going to complain about this place. You just wait and see."
I settled the kids down by focusing their
attention on the scene outside. Thunderheads, visible through the one clear window--the
other two were opaque as most bathroom widows are--were accumulating in the southern
sky. A teachable moment. "How many believe that lightning travels from the
ground to the sky?"
Kaarlo, however, interrupted the survey.
Under ordinary circumstances, the first two things, I think, that most people
would notice about Kaarlo would be his naturally platinum hair and variety of
pimples. But that day, his contorted shape out-advertised his other features.
Bent at the hip, leaning against the doorway, looking white in spite of his complexion
troubles, and breathing in gulps, he blurted, "Mr. Landers, take me to the
hospital!" With his hand, he wiped blood off the end of his nose.
The thunderhead lost its appeal. We had been
a clump of 14 eyes, studying the outdoors, but now we were about faced, studying
Kaarlo.
"What's wrong?" I asked, stepping
across the wavy, ancient tiles called a floor. "What happened?"
"Take me to the hospital!" He moaned.
His usually pale lips looked terribly white. "I fell off the roof! I bounced
off the rail on the steps! I woke up on the ground, doing the chicken!"
"I told you not to go up there!"
"Take me to the hospital!"
"Who will look after my class, if I
take him to the hospital?" I wondered. "Arlene?" I didn't think
so. My principal? "Hm." He resided in his oak-trimmed office, about
a ten-minute drive across town to the newly constructed Board Office Building,
known as B.O.B. As for the skinny adult education teacher next door, the balding,
middle-aged man with the gently humpy back (Tom), he wasn't very happy about
sharing the building with my students. Last week, one of them--"One of your
students did this!" he had said, and I had tended to think he was right--had
mixed Comet cleaner from the sink cupboard with the sugar that some adult students
used in their coffee. One large student, a lady with an enormous voice, screamed
about the weird green bits she'd discovered in her coffee, after she'd discovered
its horrible taste. Class detectives noted Comet spilled on the counter beside
the percolator and Comet in the Styrofoam sugar cup.
"Your students are no longer aloud to
buy coffee from our class. In fact, none of your students are allowed to enter
my classroom for any reason whatsoever."
"I'm going to phone your father," I
told Kaarlo. I'd spoken to Mr. Hitchcock on the phone the day before, to ask
him to make sure that Kaarlo stopped bringing his jackknife to school. Kaarlo
had played with it in class, unnerving students, and gouging crevasses in his
desk. Mr. Hitchcock had told me he had been working the graveyard shift at Rolco
Sawmill--I'd woken him up--and that he wasn't impressed with his son's "incessant
bloody #%&6@!!! behavior."
*
Kaarlo sat on the steps, waiting
for his father, moaning, pressing his hands to various parts of his abdomen,
and frequently looking at them as if he might discover blood.
I stood on the winter-broken cement below,
waiting too, occasionally entering the school to check on my class. Fortunately,
they worked on their individualized programs. They worked! Sometimes such days
filled me with joy. Even Aldous had momentarily given up his virtual career as
a lead guitarist.
Radomira did ask me during one of my security
sweeps, "Has the idiot died yet?"
I exited the building to find Mr. Hitchcock
standing in my place at the bottom of the stairs. He shook his head and stared
at his son, his only child. Mr. Hitchcock had an enormous belly, providing his
body on thin legs with a mushroom, or giant fungus, effect.
Kaarlo painfully stood up. "I think
I'm bleeding internally." Still bent at the hip, he shakily descended the
gob-littered, weather-resistant steps. "Hurry up and take me to the hospital!"
"What were you doing on the roof?" Mr.
Hitchcock said, shaking his head once again.
"I've told them repeatedly not to smoke
on the roof," I said, wondering about my liability in this incident. But
Mr. Hitchcock's next statement made me feel better.
"That was a #%&6@!!! stupid thing
to do! Do you think Mr. Landers has nothing better to do than drag me out of
bed?"
Back in the hallway, my step surprisingly
light, I felt a need to share with an adult that one of my students had fallen
off the roof. I passed my classroom and peered into Arlene's office/laboratory.
Tom, the adult education teacher, seated on her desk, leaning towards her, almost
kissing her on the lips, suddenly saw me. He immediately leaned back, arching
his spine too quickly, falling off, and landing on his humpy back on the floor,
his arms and legs sprawled in the air.
"Oh, Tom!" Arlene blurted, fixing
her short brownish hair that needed no fixing--as if doing that would erase the
scene.
I said, "Oops!" and returned to
my students. They were complaining about a terrible smell emerging from the vent.
Chapter 2
As
the rain falls,
Still
the wet old woman
Calls
her cat.
*
I ran three classes. 8:30 to 10:00
am, seven students; 10:15 to 11:45 am, seven; and 12:30 to 2:00 pm, seven.
Efficiency. Twenty-one adolescents (grades 11 and 12) with moderate to
severe socio-emotional issues, who each brought in more than twice the
Ministry money that each "regular" high school student brought
in.
This was the 12:30 class. Kaarlo had returned
to the 8:30 class four school days after a day in the hospital. He'd told us
all about his bruised kidney and cracked ribs. The only significant reminder
of his fall to earth was the big scab on his nose. Aldous had asked him whether
he'd like to go have another smoke on the roof.
It was just after 12:30. "Soon you students
will be on your own, working out in the world. Let's talk about career paths.
Maybe we can start with hearing about jobs you have had in the past."
The students' desks strategically faced the
walls, to help reduce gabbing. They seemed interested in career paths. They turned
in their desks to face me at mine. Gabrellia blew a huge bubble of pink gum,
which she withdrew from her mouth, tossing the wad into the garbage can. She
had hair so black, thick, and shiny, it looked fabricated.
"I worked at a Chinese restaurant last
summer," she said. "I was a waitress. We served re-cycled rice."
"Recycled rice?" I said. The others
seemed interested in knowing what that was too.
"Any plates with leftover rice--we had
to scrape the rice into a big bowl the owner had in the back kitchen."
"My word! You served that to other customers?" I
said.
Other students were aghast too.
"Yup."
"Didn't the Health Inspector ever come
to inspect the place?"
"I don't know. She did lots of other
weird things too, like butcher meat in the kitchen. Sometimes it was hard to
walk. The blood on the floor was so slippery. I actually fell once. I had to
change my clothes, and the smell in that kitchen was so bad it made me want to
barf."
"Could I have ever gone to that restaurant?" I
asked, cringing.
"Have you ever been to Porksville?" she
asked.
"No."
"Then I wouldn't worry about it."
"I want to be a mortician," Dagmar
said, with headphones from his Discman around his neck. "I think it would
be neat to work on dead people."
Vibol, who often looked as if he expected
a pterodactyl to suddenly descend from above and carry him off as food, asked, "Why
don't you ever take us on field trips? This school sucks. We never go anywhere."
"I'm probably never going to take you
guys anywhere," I said to myself. "That would be complicated with three
different classes coming here each day," I said.
"What's the matter?" Vibol asked. "Don't
you trust us?"
Arlene, clutching a one-serving-size plastic
container of yogurt, and looking larger than usual in spite of her diminutive
size, entered my classroom. "There are footprints on my car! Footprints!
Someone has jumped on my car! "
*
Outside, my students and I enjoyed
our first field trip. Arlene pointed to two running shoe footprints imbedded
in her almost new, fire engine-red Celica's hood. Her normally exactly
fixed short hair appeared to have been pulled at various spots, creating
several hair pinnacles that looked most incongruous on her.
"One of your students did this," she
said, her eyes jumpy. "I want to find out right now who did this." She
glared at my horseshoe of students around the front of her car, and then she
glared at me, waiting for an immediate solution.
"What's going on out here," Tom
said abruptly, flanking us from the rear.
"One of Don's students has jumped off
the roof and landed on my new car," Arlene said, with notable bitterness.
"None of my students left my class for
any reason," I said, "not even to go to the bathroom."
"And you're sure about that, are you?" Arlene
said sarcastically.
"Yes," I said, a little coldly.
"How can you be sure?" Tom said,
his back looking much straighter than usual. "Your, your, your students
run around here--like--like--chimpanzees."
Vibol ducked, avoiding, I think, another
pterodactyl.
"What about your morning students?" Arlene
asked. "This could have happened this morning."
Pavlos, who had four nose rings, asked Tom
whether he'd always had such a big mouth.
"You insolent little--" He placed
one hand on his balding head.
"Why don't you stuff it in your ear,
Mack, you hunchbacked dumb-ass."
This was not going well.
"Students, go back to class," I
said." "And Pavlos, you can't insult staff."
"Is that right?" he said. "I
can't insult staff? If this wart can call me a chimpanzee, then I can call him
anything I #%&6@!!! please. Maybe I should phone my dad and he should come
down here and break this guy's arms and legs."
Tom, shaken, abandoned his original chivalry,
and retreated, but not before saying, "I'm reporting this to the superintendent."
"You do that, and I'm reporting you
to my dad," Pavlos said. "Maybe I should tell you what he does for
a living."
Arlene had begun to cry. She stormed back
inside the school, behind Tom, muttering that the school had turned into a #%&6@!!!
zoo.
"Use a synonym," Gabrellia said.
She tossed a wad of gum into her mouth.
Vibol ducked. Sometimes I imagined him taken
by talons to a prehistoric feast.
"Back to class. Get back to work. I'll
be along in a minute. Pavlos, stay behind."
"Why? Are you going to lecture me?"
After the other students lingeringly left,
I spoke: "Pavlos, when you talk like that, you create problems for yourself,
and for me."
"If that weasel causes you any trouble,
Don, you tell me, and my old man will fix him good."
This was not a good time, it seemed, to discuss
this matter further.
*
I usually taught with the pink
door open, to create the illusion that our classroom was bigger than
it really was. But I had closed it. The outside world seemed peculiarly
far away.
"We're always the scapegoats," Pavlos
said. "Right? The secondary alternate students. They're the criminals. In
regular school, teachers picked on me. Principals picked on me. Students picked
on me. Yeah, well--"
"I threw a desk at a principal once," Babur
said. He had a deep scar above one eyebrow. "He asked me, 'What the hell
are you doing carrying that desk up those stairs?' I said, 'What the hell does
it look like I'm doing?' He said, 'Bring it down here right now.' I said, 'You
want it right now? Here then!' I threw the desk at him. I almost knocked his
puny little head off."
"Too bad you didn't," Pavlos said.
I managed to direct the students to think
again about career paths.
"Gabrellia had told us about--recycled
rice." There was groaning. "Does anybody else have--can anybody else
tell us about a part-time job he or she has had?"
Babur said, "Sure, before when I lived in Vancouver, before my Mum and
Dad split up and I moved here with my Mum and her moron boyfriend. Did you
know he has a drain from his brain to his stomach because his brain cells make
too much fluid? Ha!"
"You had a part-time job in Vancouver?"
"Yeah. Two of my buddies and I were
cocaine addicts, and we broke into houses every night of the week to steal stereos,
money, jewelry, anything that we could carry and run with.'
"Babur!" I said.
"Everybody down there does it. We were
career criminals. We fenced our stuff for money, and we used the money to buy
cocaine."
"Everyday?"
"Every night. I needed about $300 bucks
a day to support my habit."
"Were you a pimp too?" Pavlos asked.
"I paid my debt to society," he
said, defensively. "I spent three months in a youth detention centre. That's
a nice way of saying a frickin jail."
Chapter 3
HER
STORY
"All
right," she said,
Lying
back on her belly.
"Do
it yourself."
"You're
a real sweetheart,"
He said,
tossing a bottle
Of sunscreen
Into
a red beach-bag.
"Shut
up."
He
leaned away from her
And the
white sun;
He used
an empty Coke bottle
To draw
a big circle in the
Black
sand:
"What
time is it?"
"I
wish we'd never come here,"
She said,
trying not to
Think
of--
"I'm
going in." He stood up
And dipped
a foot into the hot sand
Beside
her striped towel.
Then
he raced to the water.
"Don't
bother to come back,"
She said,
raising her head,
And she
almost repeated it
Loud
enough for him to hear,
But instead
she wiped her
Stinging
eyes.
*
During the 10:15 am class, the novelty
of Qasim's hat had worn off. None of the other four students bothered
to laugh anymore at the orange safety helmet that boasted a beer can
on either side.
"They're empty," he'd assured me,
bending over at my desk to prove that both Labatt's were empty.
Short Qasim was wiry, like a coat hanger.
He was missing a front tooth from, he'd once told me, his sister throwing a jar
of pickles at him, knocking it "clean off."
"Why did she do that?" I'd asked.
"I told her boyfriend that she was seeing
three other guys. Aaaaaaaaha!"
He'd seemed to think the lost tooth was worth
it.
Now that he'd moved on from the spectacle
of his beer helmet, he, along with me and the other students, listened to the
10:30 CBC 3 newscast on the dinky class radio. This constituted our current events
lesson.
"Today in Prince Rupert, a mud slide," said
the newsman in a pleasantly deep, calm voice, "sent the mansion of famous
Canadian singer Chuck Dickens downhill into the mansion of his ex-wife movie
star, Pariah Stompins. Both homes were completely destroyed--"
Uilliam's entrance diverted our attention
from the little plastic FM radio to Uilliam's face. He stood in the doorway,
and said, "I got blowed up."
Although Caucasian, Uilliam had enormous,
deeply African lips. That was normal. But now he also had enormous bumps on his
cheeks and forehead.
"Uilliam, you look terrible," I
said.
"Remember I told you last week that
I'd complained to my landlord that that dumpy cabin I rent smelled of gas, and
he said I smoked too much pot to notice what anything smells like? Well, I guess
he was wrong, wasn't he? I opened the front door last night and the place blew
up. I got blowed right across the front yard and woke up on the sidewalk."
I rose to turn off the radio, just as the
newsman said the Prime Minister had been put in jail in Singapore for getting
drunk and spitting on a policeman.
"Goodness, Uilliam. You could have been
killed."
Everybody agreed. Uilliam could have been
killed.
"I just got out of the hospital."
"Sit down," I told him. "You
look a little shaky."
"Yeah? I feel kind of faint."
"Want a beer?" Qasim asked, pointing
to his hat.
I wanted to hear more about the story, but
another student, the seventh student of the class, Xurxo, arrived. He was frowning,
making his face appear narrower and longer than usual. "Um, Mr. Landers,
sorry I'm late, um, could you come to talk to my dad?"
"What's wrong, Xurxo?" I rose from
my prehistoric desk, and as I followed Xurxo into the hallway, I told the other
students, "Just stay there--Uilliam, tell them all about what happened."
Xurxo's stride quickened. Soon he was outside,
his lanky legs descending the green steps.
"Wait up," I said. "What's
the hurry?"
"Dad, here's Mr. Landers."
His father climbed out of the cab of the
unbelievably rusted-out Ford pick up. He looked like Jed Clampett. Still in the
cab were two others, a Labrador and a lady. The Labrador sat on the bench seat
and looked somewhat in charge. The lady, I figured, was Xurxo's mother. One of
her eyes, crossed, looked directly at her nose. The Labrador began to lick the
dashboard.
Xurxo stood fidgeting beside his father.
"Mr. Thompson, what's wrong? Xurxo seems
all wound up about something."
Mr. Thompson shoved his fist into his shirt
pocket, withdrawing dentures. He opened his mouth wide, inserted them and then
smacked his lips. "Something's gone wrong," he told me.
"Yes, yes." I looked back and forth
between Xurxo and his father's mouth.
Suddenly the Labrador jumped out the open
door of the drivers's side, trotted to Tom's orange Aveo, and urinated on one
of the wheels. Then it began licking various parts of the car
"Hurry up and tell him," Mrs. Thompson
said, sticking her head out the driver's side.
I noticed nervous-looking Xurxo frequently
glanced at the lump in the back of the pick up. A canvas tarp covered something
bumpy, and rocks placed here and there apparently had kept the canvas from blowing
away during the drive to town.
Mr. Thompson wiped his lips dry with the
back of one hand. "Something's gone wrong."
"Oh, for Pete's sake," Mrs. Thompson
said, looking at her nose and me at the same time. "Tell him your fawther
died sitting on the crapper and he's right there in the pick up, looking a pretty
as a tulip."
Xurxo jumped back as Mr. Thompson pulled
the canvas off his father, causing a cascade of rocks that thumped noisily on
the metal bed.
"Mr. Thompson--what?--why--ah!--why
have you brought your dead father to school?"
He clicked his dentures. "Don't know
what to do with him."
The corpse's eyes, wide, gazed lifelessly
up at ravens flying by. That was the first time I'd seen a dead person in the
flesh.
"Mr. Thompson! You can't drive all the
way to town with a corpse in your vehicle!"
"That's what I told Mawther here. Told
her we should just bury him in the orchard, but no, oh, no, she says, it's against
the law to bury your own dead."
I hoped Uilliam was keeping the students
busy.
"That don't make no sense to me. If
I can't bury my own pop, then what am I supposed to do with him?" Again
he clicked his dentures.
Xurxo turned around, standing with his back
to the corpse. He had a hole in the rump of his jeans. He had green underwear.
"Ask him what we're supposed to do," Mrs.
Thompson said. "He works for the government. He should know what we're supposed
to do. Ask him if we should take Grandpa to city hall."
"I thought dead people in town go to
the corner."
"Corner?" I asked. "What corner?"
"The corner that works in one of those
vaults that stink in the basement of the hospital."
"Coroner. You mean coroner."
"That's what I said," he told me.
"Well how on earth are we supposed to
get him down to the basement?" Mrs. Thompson said. "Don't you think
that'll look a little bit odd?" She rolled her good eye. "What do you
think you're going to do, carry him on your shoulder and wander around the hospital
looking for the bloody basement?"
"The funeral place. We'll take him to
the funeral place. We passed it back there a couple of blocks." He was growing
frustrated. He took out his dentures, placed them in his pocket, and blurted, "We
should have buried him like I said!"
"Let's take him to city hall and ask
one of the secretaries what to do with him. This Mr. Landers from the government
certainly don't know bugger all."
"I think you should take him to the
police station," I said. I was developing a crazy hysterical feeling deep
in my throat that wanted to turn into laughter, or perhaps a scream. I wasn't
sure I could contain it.
Xurxo sheepishly opened the passenger's door
and climbed inside. "Let's take him to the police station," he said
gruffly.
The Labrador jumped inside and sat on Xurxo.
It barked.
"So that's the way it's going to be," Mrs.
Thompson said. "Let's take him to the police station," she mimicked. "You
won't listen to your mawther, but you'll listen to your high-falootin teacher."
Mr. Thompson began rearranging the canvas
when I heard a familiar voice behind me.
"Don! One of your students has fainted!" Arlene
ran down the stairs, reinforcing the immediacy of the problem. "He's lying
on your classroom floor!"
That was when she peered into the back of
the pick up. She was a short lady, but tall enough to see the corpse of Grandpa
Thompson.
"What! What is that?" She threw
up her arms. "My lord! That's, that's--"
That's when she fainted.
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[1] Various sections of this work have appeared
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and Artslink; in England, Current Accounts and Children
International; in Wales, Splizz; in Australia, paper
wasp: a journal of haiku and Redoubt; in India, Cyber
Literature; and in the USA, Japanophile, Pegasus, Waterways:
Poetry in the Mainstream, Academic Exchange Extra, Up Dare?, The
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Press, Pink Cadillac, Omnific, Coffee Bean Shop, Poetry
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Green Tricycle, The Neovictorian Cochlea, Syncopated City, The
Journal of Poetry Therapy, Fuel, Entre Nous, Anthology
Magazine, MOON Magazine, Arnazella, and Fresh Ground.
[2] For Jacobina, Darlene, Karen, Clarissa, and
Machteld, of course
[3] This book--every part of it--is utterly true.
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